Conan, Barbarian Dwarf: Part 16 – To Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women
Step by step, the path wound downward through black stone halls that seemed endless, guided by the gnomes’ crude, scratchy map toward the dragon’s den.
Imoen hugged her arms close, nerves buzzing. “
Conan… please, just this once, let me do the talking.”
He grunted, low in his chest, more stone than voice.
She shot him a look. “
I’m serious! Promise me you won’t do anything… you know. Stupid.”
Conan snorted, the echo rolling off the cavern walls. “
Girl, if I promised that, I’d have to stay silent forever.”
“
Conan!” she snapped, throwing her hands up.
He cracked a grin, rough as gravel. “
All right, all right. Calm yourself, for Crom’s sake. I’ll keep my tongue. For now.”
The caverns widened, walls slick with glowing blue crystal and moss, like a frozen cathedral, until the lair opened to reveal Adalon coiled on shattered stalagmites, silver scales gleaming, wings casting vast shadows, eyes burning with cold wisdom and disdain.
Imoen swallowed, squared her shoulders, and forced herself into a polite bow.
“
Great Adalon, guardian of these depths… we come seeking your aid.”
The dragon’s voice rolled through the cavern, each word edged with power.
“
You are bold, little mortals, to enter unbidden. Few dare to tread my halls without being frozen before my breath. Yet… you carry no fear in your step. Curious.”
Conan just grunted, his trusty atlantean steel resting across his shoulder.
Imoen hurried on. “
We mean no harm. We’ve come… because we’ve heard you may hold the key to our escape. We ask for your help, and in return, offer our strength.”
Adalon’s head dipped slightly “
Escape, yes. I could grant you passage. But such favors are never free.” Her claws scraped against the stone, sparks leaping. “
My children — my eggs — were stolen by the drow. I will not leave this lair undefended or risk attacking and destroying the eggs to reclaim them. You will do it in my stead.”
Imoen nodded quickly, her voice careful. “
Of course great dragon. We’ll retrieve them. You have our word.”
Conan said nothing, his silence as heavy as his shadow. But the flicker in his eyes spoke volumes — dragons giving orders did not sit well with him.
Adalon spread her wings, the rush of air nearly toppling Imoen where she stood. “
Then you shall walk among the drow as one of their own. Subterfuge is the weapon I grant you. You will wear their faces, speak their tongue, move unseen among their cities.”
Her eyes glowed, and with a single incantation, silver fire coiled around them. The world warped — their skin darkened, their armor reshaped, their very features twisted into that of drow warriors.
Conan barked a sudden laugh, sharp and deep. He looked at his darkened hands, then at Imoen. “
Subterfuge! Ha! Skulking like rats. Crom must be laughing.”
Adalon’s gaze narrowed, like ice cracking on a lake. “
Is my gift a jest to you, barbarian?”
Conan’s grin widened, half a retort forming—
—but Imoen darted in, her voice bright and trembling. “
No! He just… means it’s clever, that’s all. He’s not used to… you know… subtlety.” She jabbed an elbow into Conan’s ribs, whispering fiercely, “
Shut up or we’re dragon food.”
Disguised as drow, they entered Ust Natha — a city of shadows and venom. Black towers coiled upward like fangs, every arch and street dripping with menace. Conan’s lip curled. These elves reeked of cruelty, their smiles thinner than daggers. What surprised him most was the hierarchy—women with power, priestesses everywhere, men staying out of the way.
“
Hnh,” Conan grunted. “
A world turned upside down. Crom would have a laugh at this one.”
At the gates, they were ordered to report to the priestesses of the temple. But Conan’s eyes had already wandered to the tavern’s iron doors. He clapped Imoen on the shoulder. “
First, a drink. Gods know we’ll need it.”
Inside, the air stank of blood and wine. A fighting pit churned in the center, drow jeering as beasts tore at each other. Conan’s eyes lit like coals. “
Now that looks like sport.”
Imoen grabbed his arm, whispering fiercely: “
Are you mad? The whole point is not drawing attention!”
Conan only grunted, rolling his shoulders. A grin tugged at the corner of his mouth, and then he stepped into the pit.
One after another, drow warriors and slavering beasts fell beneath his flail. Hours passed, the crowd growing, until even the reigning champion lay broken at his feet. In whispers and in shouts, his name spread through Ust Natha — this strange warrior who fought like ten.
Imoen, wide-eyed, leaned close: “
Well… maybe this isn’t all bad. A reputation might get us the information we need about those eggs.”
Drinks poured, songs rose, and the tavern swelled with drunken celebration. Conan sat astride a table, legs crossed. Mug in one hand, flail in the other, the picture of barbarian triumph.
From the far end, the matron mother’s voice cracked like a whip: “
Zaknafein! Tell me — what is best in life?”
The former champion, still dazed, muttered something cruel and drowish about conquest and chains.
“
WRONG!” she roared. Her gaze swept the hall and fixed on Conan. “
You! Outlander! Tell me — what is best in life?”
Conan stood tall, his voice booming: “
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentation of the women!”
The tavern froze. Nervous laughter trickled. Some drow chuckled, others glared daggers. The priestesses stiffened, eyes narrowing like blades unsheathed.
Imoen slapped her forehead. “
By the gods, you’ll get us killed! Lamentation of the women?! In a city ruled by women, with an army of priestesses, and the bloody matron mother staring at us?!”
The ale’s haze vanished from Conan’s eyes in an instant. His grin faded into iron resolve as he rose. In a place like this, the only chance of leaving alive was to show no fear. He leaned close to Imoen, his voice calm as stone: “
Stay close.” and then strode toward the doors.
A priestess barred the way, staff raised. “
You dare leave without—”
“
Out of the way, woman,” Conan rumbled, hand tightening on his flail. “
I need to piss.”
She sneered — and her head flew from her shoulders in the same instant. Blood sprayed the doors as screams broke out. Conan shoved the corpse aside, rammed the door shut behind them, and barred it from outside with a splintered beam.
“
Run,” Conan barked. Together they tore through the twisting streets, and by the time they reached the outer gate, the city behind them howled with alarm.
They found their way back to the cavern where Adalon waited. The dragon’s silver bulk gleamed coldly in the glow of the Underdark crystals, eyes narrowing as they approached.
Conan slowed, planting his feet on the stone. Without looking at Imoen, he muttered, “
Stay here, girl. If this goes ill… no sense in both of us dying.”
Imoen frowned but did as he asked.
The dragon’s voice rolled across the chamber like a storm breaking:
“
You dare return to me empty-handed? You squander my gift and crawl back, begging like worms?”
Conan raised his chin, flail resting against his shoulder. “
We tried your way, dragon. It failed. My enemies hunt me, and I’ll not rot in these caves. We need to get out of the Underdark. One way or another.”
The air seemed to freeze. Adalon’s maw opened, teeth like swords glinting in the pale light.
“
You threaten me? I am Adalon, ancient and eternal! I could snuff your life as easily as I breathe.”
Conan gave a low grunt, the ghost of a grin tugging his mouth. “
How many times have I heard that by now? Go on then. Try.”
The battle came like an avalanche.
Conan drew the black blade he had wrested from the demon knight’s statue, its runes glowing faintly. When he struck, the dragon’s movements grew sluggish, its wings dragging, its claws slower with every exchange. Conan darted aside, sidestepping blows that would have shattered boulders, his weapon biting scale and sinew:
Adalon unleashed a storm of frozen sorcery — jagged shards of ice crashing from above, her breath sweeping the cavern in a howling gale of frost that sought to bury him alive. Conan strode through it like it was summer rain. The cold rolled off him because of the protection he put on himself before the battle — and the dragon’s magic could not touch him:
It was brutal, bloody work. But at last, with a roar that shook the cavern, the silver wyrm fell, its body crashing against the stone in a thunder of broken wings.
Conan, panting, slick with frost and blood, dragged himself back toward the shadows where Imoen waited.
She ran to him, relief and fury mingled in her pale face. Throwing her arms around him, she pressed her forehead against his chest.
“
Conan, you idiot! You can be the biggest fool alive… but you’re still my brother, and gods help me, I love you for it.”
Conan’s hand rested heavy on her shoulder, softer than his words. “
A fool’s stronger with a sister at his side. Especially a smart one who keeps him in line when his sword can’t. Don’t think I don’t know it.”
Imoen blinked, then laughed through the weariness. “
Keep you in line? Ha! That’s a full-time job. Lucky for you, I’m stubborn too.”
For the first time in this new body, Conan allowed himself a rare, honest smile—not the taunting grin he wore for enemies, but a true smile born of happiness and relief. “
Then I suppose I’m in good hands,” he murmured, and the weight behind his words carried trust deeper than any blade could.